Why do you blog?

Why do you blog?

Honestly, I blog because my brain won’t shut up. If I don’t pour my thoughts somewhere, they’ll just keep bouncing around like kids on a sugar rush. Blogging is basically my way of giving those thoughts a playground so they don’t destroy my mental furniture.

I also blog because talking to myself in public is frowned upon… but writing it online is somehow “creative expression.”

Plus, blogging gives me superpowers:

I can rant without anyone interrupting.

I can sound smart by Googling things before I hit “publish.”

And sometimes… just sometimes… people actually read it and laugh (which makes me feel like a stand-up comedian who doesn’t have to stand up).

So yeah, I blog because it’s cheaper than therapy, safer than shouting at strangers, and way more fun than folding laundry.